Grout Expectations
They'll come for the mosaics. They'll stay for the waiter! Your crew starts in a private pink VIP room with cocktails on arrival and an expert mosaic instructor, while your topless waiter hands round the drinks and keeps the games coming. After that it's your reserved table for share plates and a bonus cocktail for the hen, then an easy teeter to a glam VIP booth where a surprise bottle of bubbly is waiting for your hen, dance floor right on the doorstep.
$329.00 per person, with a minimum of 8 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your hens party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Hens packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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Expect A Craft Class. Get Considerably More.
Tell the girls it's a mosaic class and watch the group chat. A couple of polite thumbs up. One "sounds lovely". Then mention the topless waiter, and suddenly the whole crew of eight is very, very keen on mosaics. Grout Expectations is built on exactly that moment: a genuinely creative afternoon with a very distracting twist, followed by a night that keeps raising the bar.
Expectation: a quiet room and some tiles. Reality: your own VIP room in the heart of the city for two hours, glowing with pink hues and neon under hanging greenery. A round of cocktails lands in every hand the moment you walk in. The decor is stunning, and your expert mosaic instructor is already waiting with a template each and all the mosaic tools and materials.
Expectation: everyone politely glues down a few tiles. Reality: the colourful glass pieces come out, and within half an hour the competitive streak arrives. Colour schemes are debated. Borders are redone. Somebody asks the instructor to settle a dispute about teal. The bride claims the sparkliest pieces for herself. Nobody wants to put the glass down, and by the end of the two hour mosaic workshop every girl has a piece that is completely her own.
Expectation: a waiter. Reality: your My Ultimate Hens topless waiter, with your group for two hours and private for your group and nobody else. He hands round the drinks and leads the hens games between tiles, and he is extremely good at the eye candy fun part of the job. The bride gets his special attention, of course, and the photos of her pretending to concentrate while he hovers over her tiles will be doing the rounds by morning.
Expectation: the bride makes a mosaic like everyone else. Reality: she gets a surprise kit too, a DIY hanging decor kit that is hers to keep as a special gift from the day.
Expectation: the day winds down after the class. Reality: it moves straight out to your reserved seating area in the main dining room, where delicious share plates arrive for the table and a bonus cocktail lands in front of the bride. The mosaics, meanwhile, get passed around for some very serious judging.
Expectation: an early night. Reality: a short stroll in heels down a Melbourne laneway to our glam cocktail lounge, where the cover charge is waived and a VIP booth is reserved for your group for two hours. Plush velvet under glittering pendants, then a surprise bottle of bubbly for your hen, popped as you settle in. The dance floor is steps from your booth, and this crew did not put on those heels to sit down. Dance the night away.
By the end, the girls who sent the polite thumbs up will be the ones hugging you on the dance floor, with the bride squeezed right in the middle. Expectations? Wildly exceeded, and everyone knows who to thank.
Everything else can be sorted later, but the date comes first, so let's check your Saturday. Call or chat with us on 1300 339 734, or send us a message through Our Contact Form and we'll check your date. Set your expectations high.