No Scrubs
Scrubs are off the guest list, but one handsome topless waiter made the cut! He serves the arrival cocktails in your own private pink neon room while your dance host turns the whole crew into an RnB girl group, with a costume for the hen and props for everyone else. Settle in at your reserved table for share plates and her bonus cocktail, before your velvet VIP booth with a surprise bottle of bubbly for your hen and the dance floor on its doorstep.
$279.00 per person, with a minimum of 8 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your hens party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Hens packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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No Scrubs Invited. One Shirtless Exception.
Quick question. When that TLC anthem comes on, does your bride grab the nearest hairbrush and point it at somebody? Then you already know how this night goes. No Scrubs is for the girl gang that knows every word and every ad-lib, and for a bride who has always secretly wanted her own backing dancers. Tonight she gets a whole crew of them.
The night opens in the Melbourne CBD, in a private VIP room that is all yours for two hours. Pink hues and neon signs glow from the walls with greenery trailing from above, and the stunning decor does half the work for your photos. Waiting inside is the one man who passed the vibe check: your My Ultimate Hens topless waiter, private for your group for two whole hours. He hands out a round of cocktails on arrival and is happy to pose for as many photos with the bride as she can handle. He runs the hens games and keeps the spotlight exactly where it belongs. Games and eye candy fun, delivered!
Then your private dance instructor steps in and the room turns into rehearsal for the music video. It's a full hour of RnB choreography built for fun rather than perfection, all sassy walks and sharp little hits on the beat. The hen is dressed for the part in her very own costume while the girls grab the fun accessories, and with a crew this size the formation gets properly impressive by the final run through. Somebody films it. The group chat will not recover.
When the music stops, the party goes no further than your reserved seating area in the same bar, ready with delicious share plates for everyone, and a bonus cocktail is making its way to your hen. Fuel up and compare notes on who was clearly born to be a backing dancer.
Now the night gets dressed up. Just around the corner sits our glam laneway cocktail lounge, with the cover charge waived and a reserved VIP booth waiting for your group for two hours. It's all plush velvet and low lighting, custom neon and glittering pendants, and the moment you slide in, a surprise bottle of bubbly arrives for your hen. Clink clink! The dance floor is right on your doorstep, so dance the night away and give that routine its big debut.
And when your bride is out there in the middle of it all, hairbrush swapped for a glass of bubbly and her whole crew behind her hitting every move, she'll grab your hand and pull you in beside her. No scrub could ever have planned this. You did.
This one runs on Saturdays, so the sooner we check your date, the sooner the whole crew can lock it in and start practising in the mirror. Call or chat with us on 1300 339 734, or send us a message through Our Contact Form and we'll check your date. Scrubs need not apply.